How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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