Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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