I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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