Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
She said her name was "party"
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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