are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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