What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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