He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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