that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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