Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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