We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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