STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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