is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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