your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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