I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I have tasted many bathrooms
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize