There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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