i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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