at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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