butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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