Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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