all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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