I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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