I feel great
I just peed on a car
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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