were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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