Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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