Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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