Are we in a gay sports bar?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Found the puke drawer
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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