NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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