The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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