its not stalking. its research.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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