me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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