I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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