I just pynch a tree in the face
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
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You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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