I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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