So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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