im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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