Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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