think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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