The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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