Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Dear god my vagina.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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