i'm signing you up for texting rehab
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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