You just made me feel so damn special
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
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