Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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