I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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