I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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