But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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