We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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