I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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