I'm drive I can fine osifer
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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