Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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