some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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