I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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